She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm jealous of your bromance
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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