There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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