so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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