I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Randomize
