During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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