goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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