exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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