I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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