this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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