did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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