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(858): View more from California

I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.

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(443): View more from Maryland

but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it

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(785): View more from Kansas

i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.

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