All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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