I hate all girls vehemently.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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