He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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