so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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