Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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