So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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