Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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