anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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