Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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