problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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