this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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