he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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