I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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