Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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