you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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