the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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