And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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