I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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