To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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