are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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