i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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