I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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