xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He felt like a one man threesome
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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