READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
