R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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