at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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