Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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