Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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