I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
