Do you still have your period?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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