I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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