talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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