Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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