is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
