David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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