Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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