Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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