dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
