Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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