How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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