I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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