i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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